Fuck It, Let’s Have Class Outside Today

I mean it. It’s time for everyone to touch grass.

Jude Ellison S. Doyle

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Adult recess is now in session. Photo by Brent Gorwin on Unsplash

There are days when I can’t bear to look at the news. These days are more frequent lately, in part because the news itself is getting harder to come by: Buzzfeed News shut down. Vice News shut down. Twitter, most people’s default news aggregator for the past decade or more, is entering its death spiral. It’s…

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Jude Ellison S. Doyle

Author of “Trainwreck” (Melville House, ‘16) and “Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers” (Melville House, ‘19). Columns published far and wide across the Internet.