I’m Oscar Isaac in “Ex Machina,” and I Think AI Porn Is a Great Idea

Man has always sought to expand his horizons through technology. He has also sought to masturbate, and he is succeeding.

Jude Ellison S. Doyle
4 min readFeb 1

A sexy robot woman gives a come-hither gesture. She’s made of clear plastic with a metal luchador mask on, which makes it even hotter, I guess.
Pictures of Oscar Isaac are really expensive, actually. Photo by Alex Shuper on Unsplash

Greetings, computer users. It is I, the reclusive and hubristic tech billionaire played by Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina, here to discuss the…

Jude Ellison S. Doyle

Author of “Trainwreck” (Melville House, ‘16) and “Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers” (Melville House, ‘19). Columns published far and wide across the Internet.