Let’s Kill Off “The Conjuring”
Ed and Lorraine Warren were frauds, reactionaries, and alleged sexual predators — why do these movies still portray them as heroes?
I’m going to tell you a horror story. You won’t recognize it. It’s about a woman who wrote poetry. She was a liberal, an agnostic, hated Nixon. She married a strict conservative Catholic who demanded that she convert. She had a kid, and then another kid, and then, somehow, she had five kids. She stopped writing poetry — no woman with five kids has time to daydream — and left the city for a house in the country that was big and cheap enough to hold them all. Then everything got worse.
Her husband had a terrible temper, and it erupted once they were isolated in the new house. He screamed at her more and more, especially if she disagreed with him about Nixon. He spent most of his nights away from home. Soon, the woman became sick with what appeared to be arthritis. She spent whole days in bed. She looked much older than her age. She started to have night terrors. Exorcists were called in.
This is the “true story” that provides the basis of the first Conjuring movie, whose third sequel premiered on HBO Max and in theaters this weekend. That movie centered around a demonically possessed wife (Lili Taylor) whose perfect husband…
