Men Can Be Single Without Murdering Anybody

It’s not even hard. So to speak.

OK, who tried to fuck the rabbit? Photo by Dalelan Anderson on Unsplash

Friends, Romans, countrythems: They told me I would never make it. My ambitions were mocked; scorned; they laughed at me, and they laughed at you for believing in me. Yet I stand before you today as one of the most sex-having men in the United States of America. Do you doubt me? Behold the chart!!!!