Screw It, I’m Going To Try Every Stone Fruit At The Grocery Store

It’s a long, hard summer and the produce section is the only thing keeping my spirit intact.

Jude Ellison S. Doyle
5 min readJul 26, 2022

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A bowl of plums on a windowsill, shortly before I eat every single one.
The cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. Photo by Vladimir Gladkov on Unsplash

As I awoke this morning from uneasy dreams I found myself transformed into someone who can no longer write political blog posts. The dreams (as if you care) were about COVID. Someone had brought a…

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Jude Ellison S. Doyle

Author of “Trainwreck” (Melville House, ‘16) and “Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers” (Melville House, ‘19). Columns published far and wide across the Internet.