When Do I Get to Visit the Enclave of Pornography and Idleness?

Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) says men are retreating to an underground world of video games and masturbation. Where is it, and how does one get in?

One of the two most popular activities in the Enclave. Photo by Florian Olivo on Unsplash

Men, famously, are a tough gender. They’re solitary; they’re resolute; they tape their fingers back on with duct…