When Do I Get to Visit the Enclave of Pornography and Idleness?

Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) says men are retreating to an underground world of video games and masturbation. Where is it, and how does one get in?

A man playing video games. At least he’s not… you know.
One of the two most popular activities in the Enclave. Photo by Florian Olivo on Unsplash

Men, famously, are a tough gender. They’re solitary; they’re resolute; they tape their fingers back on with duct…